You'll never close my eyes and watch me die

Sadly I only have 1 year left of being a teenager.
So... What have I learnt in 19 years?

Never put a swingball pole through your leg.
Never confuse the words bollards and bollocks.
Never trust anyone called Matt.
Free stuff is never free.
Girls are bitches.
5 Blades are NOT better than 3, no matter how much the advert says so.
Bocking is the greatest sport ever invented. Period.
Az is, and always has been, an alcoholic.
"Cocking" is not a viable replacement for the word "Bocking".
Never date a girl on the same course as you.
Alcohol is the source of all life's problems. It also fixes them too.
Never date a girl on a different course to you.
Transformers is, quite simply, the greatest franchise ever.
Universal's Islands of Adventure is where I want to live.
If it ain't broke, it still needs fixing. Preferably with WD-40 and gaffer tape.
Never believe your art teacher when they say you cannot draw.
Falling over whilst running at 20mph is an interesting experience. And should never be repeated.
Falling out of a tree is the easiest way to gain concussion. Especially if you do it twice in a row.
Computers are from both heaven and hell. At the same time.

Also, a new blog should be launched soon. Reviewing technomalogical shit.