Monday, 15 June 2009

A brief summary of the past month

Considering all I've posted recently are videos, I thought I should properly update this thing. I finally got my portfolio sorted and finished off, cleared out and accepted. I got my certificate last week. Dated 30th April. So they had it for an entire fucking month before posting it out. Twats. I hate university, I really do.

What else have I done? Worked, did the walk for life again this year... Um where's the team photo... here it is
*Click* For shiny bigger version

Work is good at the moment, not sure why but it's just good. Enjoying it, having fun, and getting portfolio done. All wicked.

Went to Wimborne folk festival on Friday night, that was quite good fun. Went with girls from work, so was a laugh, drove though so couldn't drink much. Came out with possibly the most pathetic line in my life, due to some guy attempting to overturn the portaloo Sam was using. Went to say something to him, came out like alexander the meerkat from compare the meerkat being run over by a JCB, and then said "I would have said something to him but he was bigger than me" Like WTF. Why did I even say that. Seriously. It's like saying... Well I can't come up with something equally pathetic, but I deserve to be beaten alive for using such a line. But other than that was good fun.

My PC blew up, so I'm using mum's laptop at the moment. Hopefully will have a new PC built, with a lot of help from Josh, within the month. Hopefully. Luckily everything else still works at the moment. Fixed up my PSP so it no longer freaks out when I press buttons or try to turn it off, and my phone is still in one piece (somehow). Did have to fork out £40 this week for my car though, as 2 of the HT cables snapped, so engine wasn't firing properly. Which resulted in no acceleration, and a smell of rotten eggs. Sorted promptly by Danny though, within 24 hours, which I am very grateful for at it meant I didn't have to catch the sodding bus to work at all.

That's about it really, apart from the fact I'm 20. And I still can't believe I came out with such a pathetic line.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

In retrospect to our conversation last night, it may not be the worst line ever conceived. I still feel for you though, it must've been like an out-of-body experience while you were saying it. :(

Where everything slows down and dramatic omen music plays in your head at about the point you say the word "bigger".

Don't feel bad though. You did the Walk for Life. What has that guy ever done, besides attempting to shake an occupied portaloo like a Polaroid picture?

...and who the hell shakes Polaroid pictures?!

Sprog said...

Shake it! Shake it! Shake it like a polaroid picture!

Neety said...

You shake them to make them dry quicker! I think...that's what my parents told me anyway.

Ash, that was a lame line. Be ashamed, be very ashamed.