Breaking from the usual cynical, sarcastic layout that hasn't graced this blog in many months, I present a series of quick-fire thoughts and notes, from various sources, but mainly facebook.
I noted in my facebook status that Edward Cullen is a psychopath for the first half-hour of twilight. It was then commented that being a psychopath makes him more sexy. Being a psychopath does not make you more sexy, it makes you more likely to be ARRESTED.
The reason Bex would be in the back of a police car? Prostitution. You know it's true.
Az is not an alcoholic. He is alcohol dependant, due to the fact he no longer has blood in his veins. It's been replaced by Jack Daniels.
You should watch twilight if you are bored, are female and betweeen the ages of 12 and 22, are drunk, or appreciate good cinematography. I would suggest all 4 for what I assume would be the best viewing experience. I simply chose options 1 and 4.
All pet owners are retarded. FACT.
Bocking is the greatest sport invented. FACT.
Dettol Protects. THATS A FACT.
That's all for today. More randomness next week.
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Proof that you don't actually have to do anything, just go with the incentive to prostituize to get arrested. :P
Methinks we should light a flame under Az's breath for the lulz.
I'll put Twilight at the bottom of my to-do list, where it shall remain for all time until I'm that bored.
Random ramble blog, random ramble reply! :D
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